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Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – Creeper Crafting Crew

12VHPWR, 4K Editing, BIOS update, Budget, BUILD ADVICE, Coolers, Country, Cpu’s, Crafting, creeper, CREW, Gaming, gaming monitors, Graphics cards, High FPS Gaming, htpc, Intel Raptor Lake, Minecraft, monitor specs, Motherboards, pc building, pcbg, PSUs, RAM, smp, SSDs, Upgrade Advice, web browsing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2931	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your PC build advice? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than an unstable Intel Raptor Lake CPU, and more twists and turns than a 12VHPWR connector that’s about to melt.

Join us if you want to upgrade your gaming experience to the extreme, just like our recommended CPUs. From i3 12100 for HTPC to R9 7950X for multicore madness, we’ve got it all. And don’t even think about joining if you’re still using a CPU without an iGPU – we don’t mess around with outdated tech here.

Our graphics cards will blow your mind, just like our insane stories. Want to game in 2160p? Grab an RTX 4080 Super at MSRP. Need something for amateur production? How about a used RTX 3090 or the legendary RTX 4090? The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures waiting for you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience, build your dream PC, and join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, don’t pair a K CPU with a B mobo chipset – it’s a recipe for disaster. See you in the game!

CollegeCrafter Minecraft Server

Adult, Boundaries, college, CollegeCrafter, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, education, family, finances, Minecraft, MONEY, only fans, parenting, parents, porn, relationships, Server, Son, Support, Ultimatum, VALUES

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even my son “Ray” (18M) started doing porn just to make some extra money to play on it!

That’s right, Ray has a whole OnlyFans account where he does who knows what with who knows how many guys, all because our server is just that addicting. And get this, I only found out because his friend’s younger brother got caught watching it and spilled the beans to me!

When I confronted Ray about it, he just said he was trying to make some extra cash to keep up with the madness of our server. I threatened to stop paying for his college if he didn’t quit, but he just said it’s his body and I’m being unreasonable. Now he’s not talking to me, but hey, at least he’s still playing on our server!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server so wild that it drives teenagers to do porn for extra cash, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

PillPurgeCraft

addiction, addiction prevention, controlled substances, drug addiction, drug disposal, drug misuse, ethical dilemma, husband’s health, intervention, legal rights, marital dispute, medication misuse, Opioid, opioid epidemic, pain management, pain relief, PillPurgeCraft, prescription pills, recreational drug use, substance abuse, surgery recovery

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore! – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills. – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

KatyPerryGoneQuickly Minecraft SMP

career downfall, career trajectory., Celebrity, celebrity culture, controversy, Decline, entertainment industry, Fame, fan base, katy perry, KatyPerryGoneQuickly, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music career, music trends, PERSONAL LIFE, Pop Star, Popularity loss, public image, reputation, smp, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and more explosions than a creeper convention.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.

So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyDeathJoy

addictive behavior, bad habit, CraftyDeathJoy, damaging obsession, dangerous indulgence, destructive addiction, detrimental habit, detrimental pleasure, detrimental practice, guilty pleasure, harmful pastime, hazardous pastime, perilous pursuit, risky activity, risky pleasure, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, tempting vice, toxic behavior, unhealthy fixation, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you enjoy living life on the edge and risking it all for some pixelated fun.

Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and obstacles that will have you questioning your sanity. From lava parkour to fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Some say he’s just looking for a friend, others say he’s just a troll. Either way, it’s a hilarious addition to your gameplay experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life for some epic laughs. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally hit them with your diamond sword).

ScholzCraft: No Long-Range Strikes!

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global politics, international relations, long-range strikes, LongRange, Military, military intervention, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, sanctions, Scholz, ScholzCraft, SECURITY, strikes, world news

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7229

so like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story. so like, germany was all like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna let anyone mess with russia, even if everyone else is cool with it.” and scholz was just like, “nah man, we gotta protect our russian homies.”

so like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about peace and protecting our bros, then you gotta join this server. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear that you’ve ever seen. and like, our pvp arena is shaped like a giant matryoshka doll.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and let’s show the world that germany’s got russia’s back, one block at a time.

Nebula SMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Roleplay Creative Factions Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny PVP Whitelisted Quests Custom Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Parkour Prison Modded Pixelmon Magic

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the Nebula SMP on our server you can do arena fights do some quests for some quick easy cash. When you upvote the server you will receive a vote crate key complementary on us

nebulasmp.net:24510

ConsoleMC Minecraft Server

Account.., banner, Bed wars, Community, ConsoleMC, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Server, Server List, server owner, Survival, top server, Website

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	8997
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

The owner of the server “ConsoleMC” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.consolemc.com

TrekCraft: Where the economy is as wild as our custom boss mobs! No square brackets or curly braces allowed!

#InGameEvents, Allowed, Arenas, Boss, braces, Brackets, BusinessPartnerships, Chestshops, Competitions, Crates, Curly, Custom, Discord, Economy, Eulacompliant, Familyfriendly, mobs, Mythicmobs, Nogriefing, Noraiding, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Square, treasurehunts, TrekCraft, Trivia, WeeklyContests, Wild

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	281	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TrekCraft
Features	Friendly community, weekly events, game-enhancing plugins, family-friendly environment, no raiding or griefing
Server IP	mc.TrekCraft.net
Website	https://www.trekcraft.ca

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, you can view the full set of rules at https://www.trekcraft.ca/wiki/server-rules/ or in-game at /warp rules.

Q: How can I obtain ranks on the server?

A: Ranks can be obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting. We are fully EULA compliant.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or participate in arenas if you wish.

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: TrekCraft has been around for over 9 years, providing a stable and trusted Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I join the server Discord?

A: You can join our Discord by logging in and using the command /discord for a private link to reduce bots.

Hear Me Out Minecraft Server

controversial statement, debate-worthy, Diversity, equality, Eugenics, feminism, Gene pool, genetic diversity, Hear, Hear me out, Minecraft, natural selection, Political Correctness, racial purity, racism, radical idea, remove white women, Server, social commentary, societal norms, taboo topic, Thought-provoking, white privilege

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1717	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a group of creepers throw a surprise party for Steve and blew up his house (don’t worry, we helped him rebuild it with diamond blocks).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).

And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!