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I Will Never Have Real Friends Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, loneliness sucks, friendship, emotional pain, real

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in the vast world of Minecraft? Are you sick of mining alone and never finding diamonds? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being friendless or girlfriend-less again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll be drowning in friendship requests and love notes in no time. And who needs real happiness when you can have virtual happiness in our SMP? Join now and watch your virtual life transform into a never-ending adventure of fun, laughter, and ridiculous shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chance to live your best blocky life!

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CraftyDragons – Minecraft Server

Dragon Age lore, dragon age, Clown World Edition, Dragon Age discussion, Veilguard poll

Welcome to Clown World Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Dragon Age section where you can participate in the Veilguard waifu poll – because who wouldn’t want to argue over which fictional character is the best wife material?

But wait, there’s more! After the Veilguard poll, we have a post-Veilguard Solas poll because we know you can’t get enough of those brooding elf mages. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our previous events have included discussions on whether Alistair’s hair is secretly made of cheese and conspiracy theories about Morrigan’s secret love affair with a nug.

So come on down to Clown World Edition and join in on the madness – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride)!

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Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

Crimzon Ruze, mans, Machina X Flayon, Noir Vesper, OP Template

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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Brownie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Brownies, Race, social justice, culture, Identity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous gamers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of magical brown women who have the power to turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our brown women admins have also sprinkled the land with enchanted potions that give you superhuman strength and speed. You’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of mythical creatures, like rainbow-colored llamas that shoot fireworks out of their ears and dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive unicorn that farts rainbows and leaves a trail of glitter wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when someone asks you what you see in your head when you hear someone say “brown women,” the answer is pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

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Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

streaming, baby gorilla, Minimum, earnings, patreon page

Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

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———– HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server Minecraft server

Lazy, Griefersky, banner, personal account, description

The owner of the server “———- HixeLand ———– Griefersky Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.124.84:25735

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Jean’s Cheating Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, Honesty, Minecraft, Jean

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like “Would Jean allow Nadia to cheat on him after they were married?” Join us and find out in our exclusive role-playing scenario where you can witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a tiny sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama, chicken jousting, and underground dance parties. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein

Wealthy, criminal, scandal, influential, Connections

Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!

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Jerk Off Minecraft Server

urge, sexual desire, self-control, solo play, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

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Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208

Official youtube, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror of the Wuthering, Useful resources

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.

Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.

And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!

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