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CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8469	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	169	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

play.cytonetwork.net

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

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Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

25 year old, Appearance, attractiveness, Community, cute, e dating, fakecel, handsome, ig, Insecurity, judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, Omegle, online dating, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, stigma, validation, Virgin

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Farms Harvested:	393	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	664302
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	691	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

climate change, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, danger, death threats, emergency response, extreme weather, Hurricane, HurriCraft, Media, Meteorologists, Misinformation, Public Safety, Risk, Safety, Science, social media, Surge, Threats, US, weather

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3979	Buildings Constructed:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

crime, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal activity, criminal behavior, cultural phenomenon, delayed gratification, delayed release, entertainment industry, GTA, gta 6, long wait, Media influence, Minecraft, popular culture, Public Safety, social commentary, societal impact, spike, spike in crime, Urban violence, Video Game (Industry), video games, Violent behavior, WAIT

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?