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HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	170	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

Audience, comedian, comedians, comedy, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, Garbage, heh haha, humor, jokes, laughs, Laughter, live performance, lolz, normal reactions, normies, not particularly interesting, Performance, Server, Showbiz, stand up, stand up comedy show

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1067
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	2200

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchantments Applied:	86
Mines Excavated:	2046	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!