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WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	185

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4904
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	893	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	3372	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	6302	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!