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MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	909204
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

ChunkyCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5624	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1895	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

BrokenSMP.apexmc.co

NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!