Yamato God Kaiiitan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Potions Brewed:	149

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyOffender69

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragon Eggs Found:	9650
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	2642	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

BlockyJobGone

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1270	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	7451	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

When you start dreaming about quitting your job and opening a llama farm in Minecraft instead, it’s definitely time to join our server! Our llamas are top-notch farmers and will help you harvest crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, our virtual office parties are legendary – last week, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon and let’s just say, he’s got some moves! So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world where llamas rule and the only deadline is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

russia gazprom minecraft server: gas sales recovery

Challenges, Competition, Decade, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, gas sales, gazprom, Geopolitical, Industry, International, long-term recovery, market, Minecraft, Recovery, russia, Russian economy, Sales, sanctions, sanctions impact, Server, Supply, Volumes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds harder than russia mines for gas!!! we got crazier sanctions than gazprom, but don’t worry, it just makes the game more intense!!! who needs gas sales when you can have diamond sales am i right?? join us and be a part of the most intense mining experience of your life!!! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sanctions in no time!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s mine our way to victory!!!

NoRespawnNeeded Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Challenges, Childbirth, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, financial stress, friendship, Gratitude, Minecraft, NICU, NoRespawnNeeded, parenting, patience, perspective, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9528	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ashley and her emergency C-section at 6 months pregnant.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of sending care packages to virtual friends, buying cribs for those in need, and dealing with entitled players who think you’re their personal ATM. Just like in real life, you never know when someone will throw “I almost died giving birth” in your face during a heated argument!

But don’t worry, our server is not all drama and chaos. You can also enjoy building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and forming alliances with other players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to juggle unexpected financial problems and injured feet while trying to survive in the virtual world.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every day is a new opportunity to prove yourself and show your true colors. Who will you be in this crazy world of Minecraft? The hero, the villain, or maybe just a bystander caught in the middle of it all? The choice is yours!

PreggoCraft – Announce Away!

Announce, complex family relationships, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, Family Support, family weekend, infertility struggles, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcement etiquette, pregnancy excitement, pregnancy joy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream world. Just like the OP’s family, you’ll have older sisters accusing you of being the favorite child, calling you names, and getting upset over pregnancy announcements.

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and laughs. You can bond with your virtual siblings, plan family weekends, and even have surprise pregnancy announcements of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover hidden family secrets and rivalries along the way.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server now and get ready to experience the ultimate family drama in the world of Minecraft!

TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!

MineAddictCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the magical world of our server. Want to build a house made entirely out of cake? Go for it! How about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Totally doable!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it’s said to grant wishes to those who can find it. And if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the elusive Potato Palace, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!