Yamato funny – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NeverSayNeverCraft
Attitudes, Behavior, Beliefs, Cliches, Communication, contradiction, Expressions, habits, irony, Language, mindset, never say never, NeverSayNeverCraft, people, perspective, phrases, Repetition, Saying, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, wisdom, Words
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in minecraft, like ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret.
first of all, we have unicorns. yes, you heard that right. unicorns. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. how cool is that?
secondly, we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, because there are also giant spiders down there that will try to eat you. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, that’s right. a freakin’ dragon.
so, if you’re looking for a place where you can ride unicorns, battle giant spiders, and fly on a dragon, then this is the server for you. join now and let the adventure begin!

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BarkCraft: Methane-Free Zone!
air pollution, atmosphere, BarkCraft, carbon cycle, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, climate change, climate solutions, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas, methane, MethaneFree, Natural solutions, Nature-based solutions, research, study, sustainable solutions, tree bark, Zone
so like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u find out that tree bark is like, saving the planet from global warming and stuff. like, who knew that those pixelated trees were the real MVPs, amirite? come join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have like, talking cows and flying pigs. it’s a real party up in here. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

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GangyGangy
building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Explore, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GangyGangy, Improvement, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Open, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla
This server is brand new and open to everyone. Any amount of feedback would be apperciated for improvement towards the server. Thank you!
gangygangy.apexmc.co:25912

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V For Vanilla – Where the only thing sweeter than the game is our puns! 1.21 update, No Map Resets!

authentic vanilla, Cheating, Community, dedicated hosting, DOXING, Finland server, Game, Griefing, international players, java server, Map, non-moderated chat, Puns, PvP, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, smp server, Spawn area, sweeter, TNT bombers, true vanilla experience, unaltered gameplay, update, Vanilla, world border

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

Brief Overview:

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

No, we aim to keep the gameplay experience vanilla without any mods or plugins.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to engage in PvP and griefing is also allowed.

Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build wherever they like within the world border, there are no specific restrictions on building structures.

Is there a way to protect my items or base?

There are no specific protection plugins on the server, so players must rely on their skills to protect their items and bases.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and experience the vanilla gameplay with you.

RustyNailCraft Minecraft Server
2×4, accident, Bed.., carelessness, Caution, danger, Floor, forgetful, Forgot, hazard, injury, Minecraft, morning, negligence, Precaution, reminder, rusty nail, RustyNailCraft, Safety, Server, sharp object, Sleep, Wake Up
Are you tired of forgetting about dangerous objects in your room because you’re too busy playing on a boring Minecraft server? Well, fear no more! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be so entertained that you won’t even notice the rusty nails lying around! Plus, our server is so exciting that you’ll never want to leave, even if it means risking stepping on that nail again. So come join us and leave your worries behind (except for the nail, maybe watch out for that).

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PragueSMP – NoSufferingAllowed
coping, czech republic, emotional distress, Emotional healing, Europe, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, Mental well-being, mindfulness, NoSufferingAllowed, Pain, Prague, PragueSMP, resilience, self-care, Stress Management, Suffering, Support, Therapy, travel
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you definitely won’t suffer like you would in Prague! Why suffer in a beautiful city like Prague when you can join our server and have a blast?
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with your trusty pet chicken by your side. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to turn into a blocky superhero and save the world from evil mobs. Who needs Prague when you can be a Minecraft superhero?
So what are you waiting for? Leave Prague in the dust and come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SisSwapFailCraft
Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional attachment, emotional expression, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, Grief, Grieving Process, Loss, mourning, parental grief, parental judgement, sibling relationships, SisSwapFailCraft, sisterly bond
Looking for a server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, ghostly encounters, and emotional rollercoasters!
Witness the epic tale of a family torn apart by grief, as the youngest daughter tries to fill the shoes of her deceased sister. Will she succeed in becoming the new queen bee of the family, or will her parents put a stop to her shenanigans?
Explore haunted graveyards, eerie mansions, and mysterious forests as you navigate through the twisted dynamics of this dysfunctional family. Will you choose to support the rebellious daughter or stand by the side of the grieving parents?
Join now and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate showdown for the title of the favorite child! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story unfolding in our Minecraft server. It’s a family affair like no other!

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LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”
BETRAYAL, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, diamonds, Didnt, dishonesty, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, LieCraft, Lies, Manipulation, relationships, Secrets, smp, steal, Totally, Trust, untruth, white lie
Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

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BlockyLoveIsland
“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!

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SolidStateCraft
#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology
lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

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