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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7318
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	8205	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	44843
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	1872
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!