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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3516 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2962 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s butt crack! We got pigs flyin’ like they just don’t care and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. True story, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the DJs? Yeah, it’s lit.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a hidden portal to a land where MacBeth was a C-section fatality. It’s a wild ride, my friend.
