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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Estrogen Binge Drinkers – Females Only!

addiction, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Animal Behavior, Behavior, Binge, binge drinking, DRINKERS, estrogen, estrogen levels, Females, gender differences, hormonal changes, hormones, Mice, neuroscience, Preclinical study, research, rodent models, scientific study, sex differences, substance abuse

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is like, totally lit! We got mice dat drinkin’ alcohol like it’s nobodies business cuz of some crazy estrogen surges! Like, who knew estrogen could make u wanna binge drink, amirite? Join dis server for a wild time, where u can drink like a mouse and build like a pro. It’s gonna be a estrogen-fueled party up in here, so come join da fun! Let’s get drunk and build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? #estrogenparty #minecraftmadness 🐭🍹🔨

TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, CEPBEP, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, plus, Rating, Server, server banner, Tyler, width

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Passages Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

The owner of the server “TYLER-PLUS-CEPBEP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MrDomurs.aternos.me:14763

Middle earth Realms

bad builder, BUILD, build help, building, Earth, Fan, Help, Hobbit, huge fan, Join, Lotr, Map, middle, middle earth, Minecraft, player, Realm, Realms, seeking, Server, Switch, switch player, username

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	5171
Divine Spears Created:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	7736
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	885	Buildings Constructed:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	3398
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	2553
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	7310	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!