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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 73 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
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