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ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8967	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8678	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Animals Bred:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	9056
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!