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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
