Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	4512	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server

age difference, baby shower, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, group dynamics, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal boundaries, public confrontation, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social norms, Understanding, women-only party

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us and meet our group of friends, including Sabrina, the youngest rebel of the bunch who always stirs up trouble.

Experience the thrill of organizing virtual baby showers and dealing with in-game husbands who just can’t handle the party scene. Witness emotional kitchen breakdowns, comforting sessions, and passive-aggressive accusations in the hallways.

Don’t miss out on the chance to send foot-long texts about hurt feelings after a virtual party, because here on our server, every action has consequences – even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So come on in, and let the virtual drama begin!

SisOutPayRentCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, city, college, Communication, Condo, demanding, family, Job, living situation, move out, pay rent, relationship, Rent, SisOutPayRentCraft, sister, spare bedroom, STUDENT, taken advantage

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	148	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against freeloading family members! Join us and never worry about your boyfriend’s sister moving in and never leaving again, rent-free. We offer a virtual world where you can kick out unwanted guests with just a click of a button!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being taken advantage of by family members who just won’t leave. Join us and unleash your inner landlord as you demand rent from all those pesky siblings who think they can mooch off of you forever.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Calculating Landlord” rank, where you can show off your skills in evicting unwanted guests with style. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being too calculating – on our server, it’s a badge of honor!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show that freeloading sister who’s boss. Join us today and start demanding rent from all those who dare to overstay their welcome. It’s time to take back control of your virtual home – one eviction at a time!

TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	5703

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

HateEatingBroccoli

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure! Join us if you hate broccoli because we’ve banished all broccoli from our virtual world – no more pesky green trees to ruin your view! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who are always up for a good time. So come on down and join us for a potato party like no other!

HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!

why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!

Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	256	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Helios Minecraft Server Overview

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	612260
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this Reddit post? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s questionable decision-making skills.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can road trip with your friends, fly postpartum, or even leave your partner behind to attend a big adult party! Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of making questionable decisions and facing the consequences, just like the characters in this Reddit post. Join our server now and see if you’re the real AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

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