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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
New Chunks Explored: | 722088 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.