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YUNO’S BLOCKY PRISON – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and commit war crimes on a global scale! Build your own evil empire, recruit minions, and terrorize the virtual world with your dastardly deeds. Who knew being bad could be so much fun? Join now and become the most notorious villain in Minecraft history!

ChinkoidsCraft SMP – The Efficiency Masters

Asian cuisine, Asian traditions, bamboo sticks, chinese culture, Chinkoids, ChinkoidsCraft, Chopsticks, culinary history, cultural inventions, cultural practices, cultural stereotypes, eating habits, efficiency, efficient utensil, food culture, food utensils, grains of rice, Inventing, Masters, rice eating, smp, Stereotypes, traditional eating, traditional utensils

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world and enter a realm where Chinkoids reign supreme! Join us as we embark on epic quests to discover the lost art of using utensils other than bamboo sticks.

But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!

WifelessVacay Minecraft Server

arguments, budgeting, Communication, credit card debt, Decision making, Europe trip, family dynamics, family vacation, financial classes, financial independence, financial responsibility, marriage issues, Minecraft, money management, personal choices, plane ticket, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, separate finances, Server, vacation planning, WifelessVacay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Potions Brewed:	158	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	954	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	8743	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun!

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t handle money? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is responsible for their own virtual currency. No more arguments over who spent what on diamond pickaxes!

Join us on epic adventures to Europe… in Minecraft! Our virtual plane tickets cost a fraction of the real ones, and you won’t have to worry about credit card debt holding you back. Plus, our resort is free for all players, so you can save your virtual money for fun activities in-game.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

anger, belongings, car theft, Communication, Confrontation, Convertible, expensive items, forgetfulness, Frustration, Marriage, negligence, possessions, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, WTFWifeStoleMyCarCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Crops Grown:	7955
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Votes:	7056	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving your top down is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with convertible chaos and outrageous adventures.

Forget about griefing and PvP, the real challenge here is remembering to put the top back up on your car before you log off. Will you be the one to break the record for the most items stolen due to negligence? Only time will tell!

Join now and experience the thrill of losing $10,000+ worth of in-game items because your spouse can’t remember to close the roof. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to frustration to pure hilarity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

TimeWastersAnonymous

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ores Mined:	2919	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Have you ever tried building a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up exercise! We once had a player who built an entire functioning roller coaster out of lava and minecarts – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, where players train their feathered friends to take over the world (or at least the server). Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed a horde of clucking chickens marching into battle against a pack of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair where all the pigs are plotting their bacon revolution. See you there!

WeedCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Cannabis, cannabis culture, criminal justice, decriminalization, drug laws, drug policy, drug prohibition, drug reform, drug trade, drug trafficking, finally over, law enforcement, legalization, marijuana legalization, Minecraft, Saga, Server, Southeast Asia, Thai government, thailand, Weed, WeedCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7510	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild ride through a jungle filled with Thailand weed!

Join us on this epic adventure as we search for the legendary Thailand weed that will bring peace and harmony to the Minecraft world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, trying to steal our precious weed!

But fear not, for we have the power of friendship and teamwork on our side. Together, we will conquer the Thailand weed saga and become the ultimate weed warriors of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory! Let’s get lit and have a blast on this insane Minecraft server like no other!

BaseCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the EU is talkin bout us! we got all the craziest builds and the most epic pvp battles u ever seen.

we even got a secret base called “The Base” where we do all our top secret missions and stuff. but don’t worry, we ain’t no neo-nazis, we just like to pretend we’re super spies and stuff.

so come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops. plus, we got free pizza every friday, so u know it’s gonna be a party!

BlinkCraft: Lost Time & Vision

Awareness, BlinkCraft, blinking, Focus, Lost, lost time, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness practice, mindfulness techniques, Perception, productivity, self reflection, Time, time awareness, time lost, Time management, time passing, time perception, vision

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, why not spend that time on a minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? join our server and experience the joy of building a house out of floating bacon blocks, riding on giant chickens, and battling evil unicorns with laser eyes.

our server is so epic, it once had a creeper throw a surprise party for steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT.

if you join us, you’ll also get to participate in our annual “sheep surfing” competition, where players ride on the backs of sheep through obstacle courses made of rainbow-colored wool.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those evil unicorns).

SepsisSpeedrun

Bacterial infection, blood tests, critical care, decrease wait times, diagnostic tools, early detection, Healthcare, HOURS, infectious diseases, innovative solutions, laboratory testing, medical advancements, medical technology, Nature, patient outcomes, Rapid diagnosis, researchers, sepsis tests, SepsisSpeedrun, septic shock, timely treatment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

lol ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM u r instantly transported to a world where u can build ur own sepsis tests out of blocks! no more waiting days for results, now u can get them in just hours!

but wait, there’s more! not only can u test for sepsis, but u can also battle sepsis-infected mobs that are trying to take over the server! u gotta use ur quick thinking and building skills to save the day and become the ultimate sepsis warrior!

join now for the most intense and life-saving minecraft experience of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

Funland Network

Asia Best Minecraft Server Ritwik The Founder Staff team 24/7 support Ticket system Gamemodes PvP Bedwars LifeSteal Servers Public Voting Active Environment Players Games Fun Community Network Owner, Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Emeralds Found:	608
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4063
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Funland Network is the Best Minecraft Server in Asia!

The Staff team is Active 24/7 that means you can get support at any time. You just need to create a Ticket and you will get reply as soon as possible!

Funland Network currently have many gamemodes in PvP and they are working to add more games time to time! Also the Network is running Bedwars and The Best LifeSteal Servers for the public!

Don’t Forget to Vote!

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