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Minecraft SMP: TheLearningCreeper

curse words, Digital Media, discovery, education, Entertainment, funny, hmmm, humor, internet, internet culture, knowledge, learn something new, Minecraft, new skills, online learning, online tutorials, search engine, self improvement, smp, Technology, TheLearningCreeper, video content, youtube video

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of creepers, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village where the villagers do the Macarena all day long, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

AdoptedBlockParty

adjustment, AdoptedBlockParty, adoptive children, approved to adopt, coddling, Excited, family visit, fertility struggles, happy time, high stress, Letters, meet halfway, OVERWHELMING, Pictures, pushback, Routine, settling in, Siblings, suitable match, tense atmosphere

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	300
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adoption story on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when this couple thought they were adopting one child but ended up with a pair of siblings! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our virtual world?

And just like this couple, we don’t back down on our rules. We don’t let anyone coddle you with easy gameplay or hand-holding. You’ll have to adjust and adapt just like those poor kids who had to adjust to their new family. But hey, at least you won’t have pushy family members trying to visit you during your first month on the server!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unique Minecraft experience, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with more than you bargained for, just like this couple did!

InsomniacCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, humans, insomnia, InsomniacCraft, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep difficulties, sleep difficulties in humans, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	872
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got beds dat make u fall asleep INSTANTLY like a sloth on a sugar rush. no more waiting around for ur character to get some shut eye, just plop on dat bed and BAM u out like a light. plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u dream of building giant castles made of cheese. trust me, u wanna be a part of dis wild ride. come join us and sleep like a pro, cuz humans ain’t got nothin’ on us.

AncientCraft

building, Classes, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Races, Realms, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Votes:	8021
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

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0b2t

0BUILDER0TOOLS, 2024.., 2b2t, Alternative, Anarchy, Cracked, FrameDupe, full vanilla, Hardcore, home, KitPvP, Lavadupe, no admins, No Rules, Tpa

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

[0BUILDER0TOOLS] Cracked anarchy alternative 2b2t in 2024 Tpa and home no rules no admins Full Vanilla framedupe and Lavadupe

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Kamala’s Demon Minecraft Server

blacked out eyes, creepy, Demon, deranged, EYES, Haunting, image, Internet Sensation, kamala, kamala harris, Kamalas, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, online phenomenon, PHOTO, Scary, Server, social media, spooky, viral image, viral photo, viral trend

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the Upside Down? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kamala Harris herself would look like a deranged demon with blacked out eyes after playing on it. Join us for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once got lost in our server and had to be rescued by a pack of wild wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

“NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Afghanistan, Cameroon, Canada, China, citizenship, Diversity, France, Globalization, immigration, India, iran, Minecraft, New PRs, NewCanadaTop10, Nigeria, Pakistan, Permanent Residents, Philippines, smp, statistics, top 10, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1296
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the top 10 citizenships of New Canada as our permanent residents in 2024!

Join us and build your very own Indian-inspired castle, Filipino-themed village, or Chinese pagoda! Or maybe you’d prefer to live in a Nigerian jungle, Afghan desert, or Cameroonian rainforest? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Want to trade with the Iranians for some rare resources, or team up with the Pakistanis to take on the United States in a friendly PvP battle? It’s all possible in our crazy and diverse community!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky French players trying to steal your diamonds!

BestieOverBFandFamCraft

Apology, Best Friend, BestieOverBFandFamCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emergency, family, loyalty, perspective, Pregnant, Priorities, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Support, Understanding, VALUES, Wedding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	841	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a pregnant best friend and a sister’s wedding!

Imagine this: You’re at a virtual wedding in Minecraft, all dressed up and ready to celebrate. But wait, your best friend calls in tears because her fiance ran off with a married co-worker! Do you stay and support the bride, or rush to your friend’s side? The choice is yours on our server, where drama unfolds at every corner.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some family feuds and heated arguments. Will you stand your ground like a boss, or apologize to keep the peace? The drama never stops on our server, where every decision you make can lead to hilarious consequences.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	134
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of living with regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to all your past mistakes, including that time you accidentally ate a whole jar of pickles in one sitting. On our server, you can build a virtual pickle palace to make up for it! So come on, join us and let’s turn those regrets into epic Minecraft adventures!

AmazonPaveNoWay

#sustainability, Amazon, AmazonPaveNoWay, Brazil, conservation, Deforestation, Development, Environment, environmental impact, FEARS, former president, government decision, highway, INCREASE, Infrastructure, Jair Bolsonaro, pave, Plans, preservation, Rainforest, suspension

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, u know how there’s this server where u can, like, build stuff and mine stuff and, like, have a grand ol’ time? well, imagine if that server was, like, the most epic server everrrr. like, so epic that former President Jair Bolsonaro wanted to pave a highway through it, but then everyone was like, “nah dude, we gotta protect this server at all costs!” so now, this server is, like, the most protected server in alllll of Minecraft land. u gotta join this server, not only to build and mine and have fun, but also to protect it from evil highway builders. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server adventure everrrr!