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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Love Letters Sent:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5697
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	9338	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	173	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!