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Crafty Insomniac Minecraft Server

Crafty, incel, incel community, incel lifestyle, Incel sleep deprivation, Incel sleep disorders, Incel sleep habits, Incel sleep health, Incel sleep patterns, Incel sleep routines, insomnia, insomniac, Japanese sleep culture, Minecraft, Server, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleep routines

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of sleeping like an incel? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will sleep like a Japanese master! Our virtual beds are so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that our sheep drop extra soft wool that will make your dreams even sweeter.

Join us and experience the ultimate sleep experience in Minecraft. Who needs real-life rest when you can have a virtual slumber party with your friends? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sleep like a pro on our server. Sweet dreams await you!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect Village

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Village

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Items Found:	1495	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for the chance to build epic structures with Lia the Architect, who can turn a simple dirt hut into a masterpiece fit for a king. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Ninja, who can sneak up on creepers without even waking up!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori, the Deer Whisperer, can tame any animal in the game with just a flick of her wrist. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, the Fireball Fairy, who can light up the night sky with her fiery magic.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining forces with Shisui Michiru, the Purple Prankster, who loves to pull hilarious tricks on unsuspecting players. Or team up with Tenma Maemi, the Skydiving Sensation, who can leap off cliffs without breaking a sweat.

And let’s not forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Queen, who rules over her potato kingdom with an iron fist. Join her for endless potato-themed adventures that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

baby, berate, books, care, cold, cousin, Emergencies, facebook, family, Fever, Friends, General Practitioner, GP, medical situations, Niece, older sister, patient, rules, signs, SisStopBeingAChildMCServer, Throat

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL

art gallery incident, co-worker conflict, communication breakdown, company events, consensual kiss, CreeperKissedMyRoommateLOL, drunken behavior, friendship boundaries, Infidelity, kissing scandal, loyalty dilemma, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, roommate betrayal, social awkwardness, trust issues, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace etiquette, workplace gossip

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Steve, his wife, and the roommate at the art gallery.

Witness the chaos as friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Will you be the one to spill the beans like the OP, or will you keep quiet and watch the drama unfold?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and become a part of the madness!

BlockyNSFW: Work Mishaps

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground strip club run by creepers? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Who knew that crafting and building could be so scandalous? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some NSFW adventures on our server!

BlockWars Minecraft Server

arms control, blockwars, British missiles, defense systems, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, missile launch, political conflict, russia, Server, Ukraine, United Kingdom, united states, US, Western Allies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t believe it! We got crazy stuff happening like Ukraine trying to shoot British missiles into Russia but the US is like “nah fam, not on our watch!” Join our server for all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a Minecraft world. Plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Come join the fun!

GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Votes:	9466	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2645

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Star Shards Collected:	67	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.