Xpanel – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

/wvp/ – Wild Vibe Party Minecraft SMP
adult content, Adult Fan Content, audios, Chuubas, explicit discussion, Fan art, fanfiction, indie vtubers, lewd discussion, Minecraft, NSFW, Party, porn, smp, Tight Tanned Tummy, tributes, VIBE, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, vtuber porn, Western indie vtubers, Western Virtual YouTuber, Western Vtuber, Wild, wvp
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.
Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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HotCraft: Endless Summer
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come join our minecraft server where the lava flows like a never-ending hot sauce fountain! we got pigs flying, literally, because they ate some weird mushrooms. the villagers have formed a band and they only play death metal music. the creepers are on a diet and now they only explode in glitter. the ender dragon is now a fashion designer, creating fabulous outfits for all the mobs. come build your dream castle in the sky, but watch out for the flying squids! join us for the craziest summer ever, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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Officially Cancelled Minecraft SMP
CANCELLED, cancelled events, cancelled shows, Covid-19, Entertainment, entertainment industry, event cancellation, live events, Minecraft, officially, officially cancelled, pandemic, professional wrestling, SmackDown, smp, sports, Sports Entertainment, sports industry, television, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe, wwe smackdown, wwe universe
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Our players are like no other – they’re constantly pulling off ridiculous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.
And did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Smackdown event? That’s right, every week we host a massive PvP tournament where players fight to the death for glory and bragging rights. But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high – you never know what crazy twists and turns await you in the arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything goes!

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What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?
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ItsFunneh, also known as Kat, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for her gaming content. She rose to fame for her funny and entertaining videos that typically feature games such as Roblox and Minecraft. ItsFunneh has gained a large following on social media, with millions of subscribers on YouTube enjoying her unique commentary and gameplay. Fans appreciate her energetic personality and imaginative storytelling in each of her videos.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because b42 is here to shake things up! Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to fly like a chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns. Join their ranks and become a master of llama jousting, where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted cheese.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant talking cactus named Carl who tells the best dad jokes in the land? He’ll keep you entertained for hours as you build your own castle out of candy canes and marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join b42 today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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> Is not present at the funeral of Juan… Minecraft SMP
absence.., ceremony, Conspiracy, controversy, Di Maria, Disrespect, football, Funeral, homage, Juan, Juan Izquierdo, last match, Minecraft, player, PRESENCE, PRESENT, scandal, smp, Soccer, Suárez, Tribute, Trophy, UCL draw ceremony
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a crazy plot twist like being whisked away to the UCL draw ceremony instead of attending a funeral (sorry Juan Izquierdo, but priorities, am I right?). Or how about giving Di Maria a trophy at his homage last night because why not?
And don’t worry about missing out on important events like Suarez’s last match because who needs that when you can be part of our wacky adventures instead? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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RamenCraft Minecraft Server
appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.
Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.
But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyBabyMama vs In-Laws
accusations, burden, c-section, Communication, CraftyBabyMama, DAUGHTER, family, grace, healing, Help, husband, in-laws, INDEPENDENCE, inlaws, ISOLATION, mental health, new parents, postpartum, reaching out, toxic family, Trauma, UNFAIR
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of postpartum life? Look no further! Our server is filled with supportive players who will help you heal from your c-section both physically and mentally. Plus, we have a special baby-friendly zone where you can bring your little one along for the adventure!
Join now and escape the drama of toxic family members like your grandmother-in-law. On our server, everyone is a great grandparent to your virtual baby, and they’ll believe she exists from day one! No accusations of keeping your daughter from family here – just pure, wholesome fun in the world of Minecraft.
So come on, leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a community that truly understands the struggles of new parenthood. You’re not an asshole for needing some space – you’re a hero for taking care of yourself and your family. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

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GalacticLurkersMC
#revelation, Civilization, Communication, Conspiracy, Contact, discovery, Earth, Evolution, Existence, Extraterrestrial, GalacticLurkersMC, Galaxy, hidden, Humanity, intelligence, Mystery, Observation, south america, speculation, un-contacted tribes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe Earth is just a giant un-contacted tribe in the universe! Join us as we navigate through the galaxy without any help from extraterrestrial beings – because who needs aliens when you have a pickaxe and some dirt blocks, am I right?
Our server is filled with crazy conspiracy theories and wild adventures. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover the secrets of Area 51 and maybe even find some hidden alien technology. Who needs NASA when you can explore the cosmos from the comfort of your own blocky world?
So come join us on this wacky journey through the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally crack the code and make contact with our cosmic neighbors. But until then, let’s just keep building and mining like there’s no tomorrow – because who knows, maybe there isn’t!

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MapleCraft KremlinCollab
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have right-wing canadian influencers building the craziest structures accused of collaborating with an alleged russian propaganda scheme! watch out for putin creepin in the shadows while you mine for diamonds and battle it out with your fellow gamers! who knows what kind of political drama will unfold as you explore this wild server! join now for a chance to be part of the most scandalous minecraft community out there!

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