xoxo episode 9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

piraterne.nicehost.dk

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

AussieCraft: Tanked Up in Ukraine

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict Resolution, defense assistance, Donations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, peacekeeping efforts, tanked, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, ukraine war, war effort

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ores Mined:	1697	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war with 49 abrams tanks donated by australia. battle it out in epic tank battles and conquer the land like a true warrior. join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Parenting Playtime Paradise

active play, bonding with kids, childhood memories, children games, family activities, family bonding, family time, Fun activities, games for kids, growing up, Hide and seek, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, Paradise, parenting, parents, playful parents, playing together, Playtime, reliving childhood, Tag

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood games as a parent! imagine playing tag with your kids while building a giant castle or playing hide and seek in a virtual world.

we have special power-ups that turn you into a super fast tag player or a master hider. you can even summon a dragon to help you find the best hiding spots.

but be careful, there are evil trolls lurking around who want to ruin your fun. team up with other parents to defeat them and protect your kids.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the games begin!

Cube Kingdom

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Farms Harvested:	540	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

We are currently a small SMP server where everyone has a say in the future of the server. Anyone who wants to can come and visit us. Unfortunately, the server is currently only accessible to Java players, but we are working on making sure that Bedrock players can also use it. We have several seasons throughout the year in which we want to implement different ideas. At the beginning of each season we reset all worlds so that we have room for new things. The players decide when each season ends by voting on our Discord server. If you would still prefer to continue playing the season, you can download the world files for each individual season from our website.

smp.cube-kingdom.de

WanderWild SMP

Adventures, community shops, Economy, Events, Explore, Minecraft, Player Ranks, PvP, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, WanderWild SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

A semi-vanilla SMP with economy, community shops, player ranks, events, and endless adventures to explore!

108.181.149.203:8202

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	500637	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4063
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr1.bear-land.net