xoxo episode 9 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BibleSchoolDropout

BELIEF, BIBLE, BibleSchoolDropout, children, Church, church attendance, Community, curriculum, education, FAITH, family, Moral values, parenting, Religion, Religious Education, religious freedom, SCHOOLs, separation of church and state, spirituality, teaching, VALUES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7727	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (literally)! Join us for a wild ride through blocky paradise where you can build your own virtual church and teach your kids the Bible in a fun and interactive way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

MissileDefender Minecraft Server

arms race, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, missile defense, missile deployments, MissileDefender, nato, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6467	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got secret russian technology dat can counter any missile deployments from da US in europe!!! u can be part of da elite russian squad dat protects our server from any attacks, plus u get to ride on giant bears and drink vodka all day long! come join us and be part of da ultimate russian experience in minecraft!!! da kremlin approves, so u know it’s gonna be epic!!!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EuroExplorerDropouts

Adventure, Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Curiosity, discovery, EuroExplorerDropouts, Europe, European explorers, Exploration, Explorers, Ferdinand Magellan, Historical figures, History, Marco Polo, new world, old world, return journeys, travel, Vasco da Gama, Wonder

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6668
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

haha come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da world like dem explorers but without da scurvy! we got treasure hunts, pirate ships, and even a secret underwater city where u can find Atlantis!

we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!

Canopy: Where Vanilla is Semi, Whitelist is for Lifesavers, and Events are Weekly! Join us, 16+!

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Focused, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Dynmap, Events, Farms, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Ip:, Join, Lifesavers, Moderation, Plugins, Semi, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1665	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Map Release Date	7/13
Server Type	Hermitcraft-like
Average Player Age	Early to mid-20’s
Server Features	Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla

FAQ:

Q: Can I use TPA on the server?

A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.

Q: How often does the server reset the map?

A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.

Q: What type of events do you host on the server?

A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.

Q: Can I explore beyond the server’s border?

A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.

Hentai Haven Minecraft Server

awkward, BETRAYAL, big sister, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, Folder, Forbidden, Haven, hentai, inappropriate, Minecraft, privacy, relationships, scandalous, Secrets, Server, shame, shock, Siblings, Surprise, taboo, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the wrath of big Sister who stumbled upon your secret hentai folder! Trust us, you don’t want to face her judgment. But on our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of being caught in compromising situations. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and insane builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and leave your hentai folder worries behind!

CraftyFeels Minecraft Server

contemplation, CraftyFeels, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Psychology, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-perception, self-understanding, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

Reasons to join our server: – Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to hang out here! – Our admins are like Minecraft gods, granting wishes and building epic structures with just a snap of their fingers (or mouse clicks). – We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. – Our server is so popular, even creepers line up to get in (but don’t worry, they’re on their best behavior). – We have a special potion that turns players into flying pigs for a limited time – trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	3612	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mines Excavated:	4030	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5224	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!