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PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Zombie Dances:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	7673
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4454
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	61	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!