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DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4374
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Farms Harvested:	687	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	132
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2971	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Star Shards Collected:	73

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	186
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Potions Brewed:	183
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchantments Applied:	137
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	234	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	940
Secret Passages Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Animals Bred:	82

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!