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Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Items Found:	8095	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Void Armor Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Votes:	1896
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	345

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

coordinated campaign, Disinformation, election interference, EuroDisinfoWars, European Parliament elections, european politics, fake news, far-right parties, foreign influence, information warfare, internal documents, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, leaked documents, Misinformation, political manipulation, political propaganda, propaganda center, russian campaign, Russian meddling, social media platforms, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!