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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Villages Defended:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9357
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!