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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7711 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 32 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Imagine the chaos of having your virtual grandparents bossing you around and your virtual cousins treating you like just another player. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
And hey, if you ever need a birthday gift for your in-game dad, just ask your real-life dad for some ideas. Who knows, maybe he’ll even log on and play with you!
Join us now and be a part of our unique family dynamic. Just remember, tradition is tradition, and you’re in for a wild and wacky time on our server!