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Blocky Bate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	279
New Chunks Explored:	115886	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Items Found:	3866	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where the weirdest and most embarrassing places you’ve masturbated are just the tip of the iceberg. From hidden dungeons filled with naughty secrets to giant phallic-shaped structures, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to watch players mine in their birthday suits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players engage in… unconventional activities.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

CraftingAway – $25K & a Ticket

25k, Adventure, bucket list, CraftingAway, Dream destination, exotic location, explore new places, Global exploration, jet setting, last minute getaway, luxury travel, once in a lifetime trip, spontaneous trip, ticket, travel, travel adventure, travel dreams, travel escape, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel the world, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Emeralds Found:	9151
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are not only given $25,000 in-game currency but also a plane ticket to anywhere in the world! Why, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it’s like winning the lottery every time you log on.

Imagine flying off to the most exotic locations like the Nether or the End, all while building your dream creations with your newfound riches. Who needs real-world vacations when you can travel to the farthest corners of the Minecraft universe?

So pack your bags (or just your pickaxe) and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows where your next destination will take you on our server – maybe to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or to a secret underground base where creepers throw the best parties.

Join us now and experience the thrill of unlimited possibilities in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your crafting skills). Let’s go on this wild ride together and see where the journey takes us!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, electricity, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental impact, global energy, green technology, household electricity, infrastructure development, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Server, solar farm, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Farms Harvested:	550
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol u ever seen a solar farm so big it could power 6 million houses? well, our minecraft server is like that but with diamonds instead of solar panels. come join us and be part of the epic quest to mine all the diamonds and build the biggest castle ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday where you can dance with creepers and zombies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become the ultimate diamond king of the server!

ZelenskyCraft: Trump’s War Plan?

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, Plan, political challenge, presidential communication, transparency, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, ukraine’s zelensky is all like “yo, trump, tell me ur secrets for stoppin the war” and trump is all like “nah bro, i ain’t tellin u nuthin” and zelensky is all like “come on man, we can be besties and end this war together” but trump is just playin hard to get.

so, like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where there’s no wars or politics or any of that bs, then join our server! we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz life’s too short to be caught up in all that political nonsense. let’s just mine, craft, and have a good time, ya feel me?

CraftyCaveManiacs

Ancient, Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art, artistic expression, cave painting, CraftyCaveManiacs, creativity, cultural heritage, early humans, Evolution, historical artifacts, History, human history, Indigenous art, Indonesia, Painting, prehistoric, Southeast Asia, Visual Arts

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL join dis server cuz we got paintings older than ur grandma’s grandma’s grandma’s grandma! we got caveman vibes for days, u can pretend u a ancient artist while u build ur dirt hut. come join us and be part of history, or just make history by building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. whatever floats ur boat, man. just come hang with us and be part of the OG art scene.

Authentic Vanilla: Where chaos and creativity collide! 1.21 Launching Soon!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Zombie Dances:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Server Name	Authentic Vanilla Minecraft Server
Server Type	Java Edition Minecraft
Server Launch	Later this month
IP	Will be posted once server goes public
More Information	Join the Discord Server

Overview

Authentic Vanilla is a Java Edition Minecraft server that offers a pure vanilla experience with no resets or limitations on building. The server will run Fabric to allow for compatibility with multiplayer farms and avoid intrusive optimizations.

Rules

No hacked clients or mods
No glitches or exploits
No harming server integrity
Respect other players

FAQ

Q: When will the server launch?

A: The server will be launching later this month, approximately 2 weeks from now.

Q: Will there be a server IP?

A: The IP will be posted once the server goes public.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

MineCoop – Minecraft Server

Ashlands PTB, Blight: Survival, Build planners, cooperative games, coopg, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Darktide Crafting, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Deep Rock Galactic Season Five, Den Of Wolves, edf, EDF 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, Killing Floor 3, left 4 dead 2, MineCoop, Minecraft, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2 dlc, SCP: 5K, Server, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, valheim, Vermintide, Vermintide 2 build planner, Vermintide 2 Versus mode, Wartracker

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, teamwork, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you and your fellow players working together to build the most magnificent structures, slaying dragons, and conquering dungeons. It’s like a real-life RPG, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special events like “Creeper Hunt” where you have to outsmart those sneaky creepers before they blow up your hard work. And don’t forget about “Diamond Rush” where players race to find the most diamonds in a limited time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon…so you better be prepared for some spooky surprises!

CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	1408
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?