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Blocky Booty Adventures – Minecraft Server for Naughty Roleplay

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Farms Harvested:	807
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Star Shards Collected:	107	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up with some steamy Erotic Roleplay! Join us for a wild ride where you can get down and dirty with other players in the most outrageous ways possible. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous strip mining, anything goes on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay that will leave you blushing and begging for more!

CraftyQueers

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Star Shards Collected:	258
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your browsing history? Look no further! Our server is like watching gay porn – it’s hot, it’s steamy, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart. But don’t worry, just like after you finish, you’ll lose all interest in anything else once you start playing on our server. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your life choices in the best way possible.

Blocky Blunders: LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Chavo Guerrero Jr. suddenly becomes Andrade’s manager for a whole 15 seconds! That’s the level of chaos you can expect on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Any Server like Dad Jokes? Not Win-craft! PvP-Laughs!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	94	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	52
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Dungeon Realms
Server IP	play.dungeonrealms.net
Description	A server with custom gear, full loot PvP aspects, and the possibility of running into PvP in various zones.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there full loot PvP on this server?	Yes, there are full loot PvP aspects on Dungeon Realms.
Are there custom gear options available?	Yes, Dungeon Realms offers custom gear for players.
What is the focus of the server?	The server focuses on PvP aspects and the thrill of risking loot in a DayZ/Rust manner.
Can players encounter PvP in various zones?	Yes, players can run into PvP in many different zones on the server.

CraftyChop

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Votes:	2069
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Void Gems Collected:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
New Chunks Explored:	91387	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	4006
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	7260	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!