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The Spacey Minecraft SMP Retro Game Tubers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Void Armor Forged:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dedicate ourselves to discussing and linking all Vtubers who love Retro Games and their Retro Streams! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers, Divegrass Team shenanigans, and even a Lumi ARG that will have you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare Vtuber merchandise guarded by a giant virtual dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds the golden Vtube play button hidden within will be granted three wishes by the Vtuber gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the history of Vtubers, a pixel art gallery featuring the most iconic moments from Retro Streams, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your favorite Vtubers as your avatars.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest Vtuber community in the virtual world! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back – you’ll be hooked on the retro fun forever!

Valheim Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, building, Community, Crafting, DISCOUNT, early access, Exploration, Gaming, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, norse mythology, Online Multiplayer, open world, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Steam, steam sale, Survival, valheim, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7906	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if Vanilla WoW and Minecraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Endermen.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got custom dungeons filled with loot that will make your diamond armor look like leather scraps. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic free-for-all where the only rule is to survive (and maybe grab some loot while you’re at it).

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Ender Dragon. From parkour races to build competitions, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, if you act fast, you can get in for 50% off – that’s a steal! See you in the game, bruh!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	3458	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Votes:	6955
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	74636	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Minecraft SMP – (𒅄) Team Fortress 2 General

blog, Castaway, Cold Edition, Community, competitive, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With, general, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, smp, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki, 𒅄

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the fiery pits of the Nether. We’ve got matchmaking fixes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our new community MvM tour – it’s like fighting the Ender Dragon on steroids!

Join us on Fridays and Saturdays for some frag-tastic fun with /tf2g/. Our official server is so awesome, it’ll make you question why you ever played on any other server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata – they’re crazier than a pack of rabid wolves!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to loadouts and skins, we’ve got everything you need to survive in this wild world. And don’t forget to check out our trading options – you’ll be wheeling and dealing like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s make some memories that will go down in history! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

WIPE: 11/27/24 Mode: PRISON, Hurry up to log in! Minecraft server

Adventures, Boss Battles, chests, Clans, classic, Custom chests, Donations, Economy, epic boss battles, Events, Fly, Hardcore, Journey, log in, Minecraft, Mines, Mode, new, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rare books, resource extraction, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, unique adventures, valuable rewards, wipe, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Buildings Constructed:	41
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Join the new InferLife server and discover a unique mode. You will find: Epic boss battles and valuable rewards Custom chests with rare books Many mines for resource extraction Many unique adventures! Log in now and start your journey: “mc.inferlife.org”

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Slow Clown Minecraft Server

bullying, Clown, cognitive impairment, discrimination, emotional distress, getting clowned, Harassment, Insecurity, insults, learning difficulties, low intelligence, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, repetitive teasing, ridicule, self esteem, Server, Slow, social exclusion, special needs, Taunting, teasing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of getting clowned on because you’re slower than a turtle in quicksand? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, being slow is a superpower! We have a special Slowpoke Club where all the cool kids hang out and embrace their inner sloth. Join us for epic snail races, where the last one to cross the finish line is actually the winner! And don’t worry about being left behind, because on our server, slow and steady wins the race… and also gets all the diamonds. So come join us and show the world that being slow is the new fast!

Minecraft SMP: CrazyCraft Linux Lovers

Appearance, Community, crazycraft, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, holocaust survivor, inclusion, internet culture, linux, Linux users, Lovers, mental health, mentally ill, Minecraft, offensive comments, online behavior, Perception, prejudice, smp, social commentary, stereotype, stigma, Technology, trolling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness Linux users who look like they just escaped from a mental asylum and survived the apocalypse. These survivors have mastered the art of Minecraft and will show you the true meaning of insanity in game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!