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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8575 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉
