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SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	805
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mines Excavated:	1892

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mines Excavated:	4502
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Votes:	5722	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
New Chunks Explored:	907718	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Votes:	7712	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	151

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!

ZelenskiyCraft: Surprising Ukrainians

armed conflict, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Government, leadership, Military, military capabilities, military training, national defense, political leadership, president, SECURITY, strategy, Surprise, Surprising, Tactics, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14

so, liek u kno how ukraine is all abt drama n stuff, well dis server is liek dat but in minecraft form. u join, u get hit wif surprises left n right. u think u building a cute lil house, BAM! creeper comes n blows it up. u think u found diamonds, BAM! someone steals em right from under ur nose. but dont worry, ukraine army is here to save da day. dey got ur back n will protect u from all da craziness. so come join dis server if u want sum thrill n excitement in ur minecraft lyfe. plus, who doesnt wanna hang out wif zelenskiy, amirite?