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Joever’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6414	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8962	Magic Items Found:	3511

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Kamala’s honeymoon and convention bump may have faded, but the fun is just getting started! Join us for a wild ride filled with word salad interviews, emotional support VPs, and sympathetic hosts.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

AuntieCraft: No More Illness!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.

Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

FaZe Jev, known as Jason Eugene, is a popular American YouTuber and content creator best known for his gaming videos, particularly on the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the renowned gaming organization FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on various social media platforms. Jev’s humor, skill, and unique personality have made him a prominent figure in the gaming community.

What is the IP for KreekCraft Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

KreekCraft is a popular YouTube and Twitch content creator known for his gameplay videos and commentary on a variety of games, particularly Roblox. With a dedicated following of fans, KreekCraft has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. Through his engaging content and infectious personality, he has built a strong presence on social media platforms, garnering millions of views and subscribers across his channels.

CraftySMP: The Best Videogame Ever Made

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow blockheads.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue now grants wishes to anyone who sacrifices a stack of diamonds at its feet. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Diamond Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP battles for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden toilet. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft until you’ve fought tooth and nail for a chance to sit on that throne.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to ruin your day (and your meticulously crafted castle).

CultCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, dramatic incantations, and summoning demons – just kidding, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Imagine dressing up in robes, waving fake swords, and chanting in the hallways like a true cult leader – oops, did we say cult leader? We meant dedicated Minecraft player, of course!

Our server is perfect for those who love to immerse themselves in the game and have a good laugh while doing it. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some neighbors who think you’re summoning demons and want to introduce you to their pastor – now that’s a story to tell at our virtual campfire!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is accidentally convincing your neighbors you’re starting a cult. Let the adventures begin!

ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	224	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cliché advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some hilariously outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of life through the power of building blocky structures and fighting off pixelated zombies. Our players have received advice that seemed cliché at first, but turned out to be profoundly true, like “don’t dig straight down” and “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies.”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories of players who have conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Join us and become a legend in your own right as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build the most epic roller coasters, and prank your friends with explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	New Chunks Explored:	368145
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Cash is a talented musician with a unique blend of soulful vocals and catchy melodies. With influences ranging from classic rock to modern pop, Cash’s music appeals to a wide audience. Known for his captivating live performances and charismatic stage presence, Cash continues to perform and write music that resonates with fans around the world.

UglyCartoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of looking at those ugly Western characters in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most beautiful East Asian characters! Join us and experience a world where every pixel is perfection and every block is a work of art. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to build with super speed and fly like a majestic dragon. So why settle for ugly when you can join us and be surrounded by beauty? See you in the pixelated paradise!