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DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ores Mined:	8105	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Towns Built:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Items Found:	3745
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	4

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8620	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6263	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Farms Harvested:	169
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6338
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!