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Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4021	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	125	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3224	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	750	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
New Chunks Explored:	452182	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5264	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	475520
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Enchantments Applied:	66
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?