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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.
Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.
So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.
