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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1147 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
