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Dump More You Piece of Shit Dump to 50K Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7388
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	9665	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	5894

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We encourage players to dump as much as they can, with a goal of reaching 50k dumps! Why, you ask? Because the more you dump, the more chaotic and hilarious the server becomes!

Join us for epic dump battles, where players compete to see who can dump the most ridiculous things in the most outrageous locations. From giant piles of dirt to entire villages made out of TNT, the possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for mischief and mayhem?

So come on, join us and let your inner prankster run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the more you dump, the more fun you’ll have!

Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

adult toys, consequences, Crafty, Decision making, discretion, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional turmoil, family, fear, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, nofap, personal boundaries, personal choices, privacy, self-control, Server, sex drive, shame, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, Toys

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	107750	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	155

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

anger, annoyance, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, heated argument, Irritation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, RAGE, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

Miku’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGI, Concert, COSPLAY, digital art, Entertainment, futuristic, hatsune miku, Japan, live event, mask, Miko Expo 2024, Mikus, Minecraft, Music, Palace, Performance, PIXEL, pop culture, real dancer, Server, Technology, Virtual idol, vocaloid

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6196
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	193	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing pandas, exploding chickens, and secret underground disco parties with skeletons!

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant rollercoaster that takes you straight to the moon! And don’t worry about pesky creepers blowing up your creations, we have a team of ninja villagers ready to protect your builds at all costs.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret dance-off competition every Saturday night where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! So come join us at the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where anything is possible and the fun never stops!

Minecraft SMP: Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi’s Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, emotions, ep 5, episodic, episodic anime, episodic series, episodic storytelling, friendship, Heartwarming, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Natsume, Natsume Yuujinchou Shichi, natsume’s book of friends, Nyanko Sensei, Shichis, slice of life, smp, Spirits, Supernatural, Takashi Natsume, yokai, yuujinchou

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Towns Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where you’ll need to team up with your fellow players to take them down before they destroy everything in sight. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them – talk about a jackpot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the lava traps and zombie hordes that guard it, they’re not too keen on sharing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Ep 5 out, but the fun is just getting started.

God’s Secret Message Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take 2 Timothy 2:15 to a whole new level! Join us as we unlock the hidden meaning of God’s message through building and crafting in the virtual world.

Imagine a world where every block you place is a reflection of God’s divine plan. Build your own temple, divide the land with righteousness, and show off your creations to the Almighty himself!

We’ve got insane stories of players who have built entire cities dedicated to the study of God’s word. From giant statues of biblical figures to intricate mazes that test your knowledge of scripture, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show God that you are a true workman of Minecraft, approved unto Him in all your blocky glory. Let’s dive into the world of Godly creations and have a blast like never before!

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Crops Grown:	2077
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Chunks, Cities, classic, comfortable, Donations, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, lags, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, Private, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map, wipe, worlds

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

9.storymine.ru

Cooking Mama Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Void Armor Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin!

The Retro Minecraft SMP Tubers

Chuubas, discussion, Divegrass team, Gaming, Kiki, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, lig, linking, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, pyon, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, Retro Streams, smp, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vnug, VT, Vtubers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to all things Vtuber and retro gaming, with links to Retro Chuubas, the Divegrass Team, and even the Lumi ARG for some extra mystery and excitement!

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Build, mine, and explore with fellow Vtuber fans who share your love for all things retro. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!