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5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Buildings Constructed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	3822
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Potions Brewed:	114	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Emeralds Found:	1724	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	1582

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5734	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	963110	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Items Found:	5761
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3005
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Animals Bred:	166
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!