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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4103
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mines Excavated:	1395
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	3289
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Votes:	5482	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	63	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	7495
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	4083	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

Adventures, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, dream interpretation therapy, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream therapy techniques, DreamCraft, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual dream, vivid dream, weird dream, Weirdest

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!