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Jade Network

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to Jade.

We’re your home with the Hardcore Factions and the PotPvP gamemode. We’d like you to join us for a fun experience.

IP: play.jademc.net Website: https://www.jademc.net Store: https://store.jademc.net Discord: https://jademc.net/discord

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GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

4.9M, action plan, anti-racism, AntiRacism, community support, denmark, Denmark racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fight racism, government initiative, GreenGrieferz, Greenland, Greenlanders, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, minority rights, Nordic countries, Plan, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	316	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5137	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

BabyDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, baby drama, BabyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, Group Chat, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new baby, Pregnancy, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling, Social Interaction, ultrasound pictures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

Height Fish Haven

Animals, Aquatic, Creatures, Environment, fear, Fish, fish behavior, Haven, height, Heights, irrational, irrational fear, marine life, Nature, Ocean, oceanography, Phobia, Psychology, sea, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Votes:	8133	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.

Mouse Dads United – Imprint Genes Breakthrough

Adult Mouse, Advancements, animal studies, biology, biomedical research, Breakthrough, Cloning, Dads, Disease treatment, experimental biology, Genes, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetics, Imprint, imprinting genes, Mouse, Reproduction, research, scientific discovery, scientists, stem cell therapy, two male parents, unisexual reproduction, United

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that scientists have created a freakin’ adult mouse with TWO DADS. like, what even is that? they targeted 20 imprinting genes and overcame barriers in unisexual reproduction.

now, why should you join this server, you ask? well, let me tell you. this server is so crazy that it will pave the way for advancements in cloning, stem cell therapy, and imprinting-related disease treatment. like, you could be a part of something huge, man.

plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can witness the birth of a mouse with two dads? that’s some next level stuff right there. so come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure. you won’t regret it, I promise.