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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7885 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
