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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2853 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Ores Mined: | 8123 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.