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BlockyBlowjob Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Animals Bred:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to become the ultimate ruler of the server! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing until you cry as you build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have secret hidden realms filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. It felt amazing, and it will feel even more amazing when you become part of our zany Minecraft family!

MelaninCraft – The DBZ Minecraft Server

Anime, cartoons, cultural identity, cultural preferences, dbz, discrimination, Diversity, dragon ball z, Entertainment, ethnicity, Fandom, japanese animation, media representation, Melanin, MelaninCraft, Minecraft, pop culture, prejudice, Race, Server, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, television

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2637	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, the more melanin you have, the more you’ll love Dragon Ball Z! That’s right, our server is scientifically proven to increase your love for DBZ based on your skin color. Don’t ask us how it works, just join and experience the magic for yourself!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll also find rare diamond blocks that are actually disguised as Senzu Beans. Eat one and watch your health regenerate instantly! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground base filled with Saiyan armor and weapons that will give you superhuman strength in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and action-packed adventure that will leave you questioning the laws of Minecraft physics. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who share your love for DBZ based on your melanin levels? It’s a win-win situation, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

ShiftsOverBoysLater

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

Crafting Catastrophe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
No Map Resets
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA/Sethome	Not available
Griefing/Killing	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

CarCrossing Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	67
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	203	Zombie Dances:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.