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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4260 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build, we smoke meth and avoid touching pot like the plague. Our players are so hardcore, they’ve been known to raid villages and steal all the diamonds without getting caught – now that’s talent!
But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.
So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!
