wukong cheese – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Bars

alliances, classic, Community, Crafting, Currency, Discord, Economy, Enchants, gameplay, Gangs, Mini Games, Mining, Prison, Progression, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Server, Store, Survival, Territory, Trading

Step into a world of nostalgic prison gameplay with modern twists! Our Classic Prison Server brings you back to the roots of the beloved prison genre, with a focus on progression and exciting enhancements. Start from the bottom as a lowly inmate, working your way up through the ranks by mining, crafting, and trading your way to freedom.Features:Classic Cells: Claim your personal space behind bars, fully customizable to show off your achievements and store your valuable items.Enchantment Shards: Collect rare shards to upgrade your gear and gain powerful enchantments that will give you the edge.Custom Currencies: Trade and barter using unique currencies exclusive to the prison economy, giving depth to trading and buying powerful items.Commissaries: Access limited-time stores where you can sell your items for an increased price!Rank Progression: Start from the lowest rank and rise through the prison hierarchy, unlocking new mines, perks, and privileges as you go.PvP and Gangs: Form alliances or go solo in the fight for dominance. Gangs allow players to team up and compete for control of resources and territory. [Coming Soon]Experience the balance of classic prison gameplay with new mechanics designed to keep the grind fresh and rewarding. Will you earn your freedom or dominate the prison world? Join us and find out!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4FPPMnAuAt Store: https://store.blockybars.net/

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Secret Women’s Minecraft Server

approach, Communication, consent, DATING, dirty secret, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, relationships, secret, Server, sex, sexual agency, sexual desire, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, Women, Womens

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dirty little secret is that creepers are actually women in disguise asking for sex! That’s right, our server is filled with scandalous encounters and steamy adventures around every corner. Join us if you dare to uncover the truth behind Minecraft’s most mysterious creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical prize?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also known for its wild parties and epic build battles. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The stakes are high, but the rewards are even higher.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with surprises, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers…they might not be as innocent as they seem.

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Plight of the American Male Minecraft SMP

American, American male, employment, family, Fatherhood, gender equality, Gender Roles, Job Opportunities, Kids, Male, Marriage, marriage rates, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, P*Light, parenting, relationships, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, support systems, traditional values, work-life balance, Workforce

Are you tired of the American male sitting around playing video games all day instead of contributing to society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and help us solve the plight of the American male by putting him back into the workforce… in Minecraft!

We have created a virtual economy where players can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even start their own businesses. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a virtual entrepreneur in our SMP?

But that’s not all! We also host weekly marriage ceremonies where players can find their virtual soulmate and start a virtual family. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and be a part of the solution to getting the American male off the couch and into the virtual workforce. Plus, where else can you say you got married in Minecraft? Join us now and start living the dream… in pixels!

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Genius Merlin

Adventure, Brazil, Brazilian, Bungeecord, Challenges, Community, custom textures, Dedicated Support, Discord, Economy, Friends, Gaming, Immersive, International, multiple worlds, Parkour, PvE, PvP, seamless experience, Server, Survival, Systems, Treasures, Vanilla, Visual Experience

Welcome to Genius Merlin!

Discover Genius Merlin, the Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to the next level! With custom textures and cutting-edge systems, we create an immersive gaming environment across multiple worlds, all managed via BungeeCord for a seamless and exciting experience.

Why choose Genius Merlin? – Enhanced visual experience: Our unique textures transform each block into a work of art. – Multiple Worlds: Explore interconnected realms, each with their own challenges and treasures. – International server: Play with people from different places and make new friends. – Dedicated support: Our team is always available both on the server and on Discord to help you with anything you need.

Join our Brazilian community and start your Genius Merlin adventure today!

geniusmerlin.online

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Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6661

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Decagrammaton, Events, general, guides, HOD, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livin’ on Sweets, Manga, Mari, mine, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, Sakurako, Scrimmages, Serenade Promenade, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion!

Join us for the chance to meet Mari, the limited edition idol who can serenade you with her enchanting voice. Or maybe you prefer Sakurako, the idol who can dance circles around the competition. And let’s not forget about Mine, the welfare idol who will mine her way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in events like Serenade Promenade, where you can show off your singing skills, or Decagrammaton, where you can summon the power of the ten commandments to wreak havoc on your enemies.

And don’t miss out on our crazy content like Limit Break Assault: Chokmah, where you’ll face off against special armored foes, or Total Assault: Gregorius, where you’ll experience insane and torment like never before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

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Darkin Network

Custom Enchants, Darkin Network, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Newbies, Quests, spawner grinding, Veterans

A newly created factions server that is perfect for all types of players, from veterans to newbies. Server uses spawner grinding, McMMO, quests, custom enchants and more to make your experience fun.

darkin.mc.gg

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EclipseCraft 1.20.6 Minecraft server

Building Skills, Castles, Cities, Collaborative projects, construction, Discord, EclipseCraft, epic buildings, friendly community, minecraft server, Original Gameplay, Parkour, player community, Pure, Resource Gathering, Spleef, supportive atmosphere, Survival, survival mode, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming atmosphere

1.Pure vanilla experience:

No mods or plugins: Play Minecraft the way the developers intended. We don’t have any modifications, just pure, original gameplay.

Updates: We always keep the server up to date so you can enjoy the latest updates and new features.

Player community:

2.Friendly community:

Our server is renowned for its welcoming and supportive atmosphere. Here you will find like-minded people ready to help and share their advice.

Collaborative Projects: Build, explore and fight together with other players. Participate in joint projects and create amazing buildings.

3.Survival and construction:

Survival Mode: Test your survival skills. Explore the world, get resources, build your houses and protect yourself from mobs.

Epic Buildings: Show off your imagination and building skills. Build castles, cities and unique structures that will impress other players.

Our Discord – https://discord.gg/uPPsZVc92Q

play.eclipsecraft.fun

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Desperate Dems Minecraft Server

Campaign, challenge, control, democrats, Dems, DESPERATE, Desperation, election, Frustration, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Party, Political, power, Server, strategy, Struggle, Tactics, uncertainty

Are you tired of all the political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Democrats are getting so desperate, they’re building secret underground bases to hide from the Republicans! Watch as they try to navigate through treacherous traps and challenges set up by their opponents, all while trying to pass their own legislation to ban creepers from exploding near their precious builds. Join now for a chance to witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history!

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SSD to NVME Upgrade Minecraft SMP

Adata, comparison, Computer, data transfer, Hardware, HDD, Kingston, Minecraft, NVMe, Performance, SATA, Slow, smp, Solid-state Drive, SPEED, SSD, Storage, Technology, technology upgrade, Troubleshooting, Upgrade, upgrade process

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our storage upgrades are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of why that old Kingston Sata SSD was as slow as a snail riding a turtle. Rumor has it that the ghosts of ancient Minecraft players haunt its digital corridors, causing lag and frustration for all who dare to use it. But fear not, for with our new Adata NVME, we shall soar through the virtual world at lightning speed, leaving our HDD-like past behind us. So come join us on this epic journey of storage upgrades, ghostly encounters, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way. Who knows what mysteries await in our pixelated realm? Join now and find out for yourself!

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