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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4345 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8529 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 164 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, dropping sick beats that will make you want to dance until the sun comes up (literally, because there is no day-night cycle on our server)!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds! but be careful, they also tell really bad puns that will make you groan for days.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! who needs soldiers when you have carrot-wielding bunnies and pun-loving cows? it’s a weird world out there, but it’s a whole lot of fun!