🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4757 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 740545 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a magical potion that cures bladder cancer with an 88% success rate and zero side effects. That’s right, folks. Not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you might just walk away with a clean bill of health too!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!