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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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