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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4630 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and cows dance. it was wild, man.
also, like, our community is so rad. we have this one player who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it’s insane, bro.
and, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun events we have, like the annual llama race or the underwater pumpkin carving contest. it’s a blast, dude.
so, like, come join our server and let’s have a blast together. you won’t regret it, man.
