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Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes

#youtube, Beliefs, blocky, Brigade, BTFO, Builders, Catastrophes, Chaos, clear, Commit, Crafting, creeper, creeping, debate, Document, Genocide, government of Israel, Heard, Intent, next question, ONLINE, palestinians, Pathetic, Pro-palestinian, proof, Shill, Video, Written

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	9466
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!

And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

ExhaustedCraft

collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	28

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	3063	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

addict, Adult, AVOIDS, blockbreaking, domming, explicit, fat, female, fetish, generally, goon, Gore, hairy, insects, kinks, Kinky, Limits, Minecraft, porn addict, Roleplay, showering, SMPQueen, snuff, socializing, Switch, taboo, Virgin

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

Alone Time, anger, children, Communication, compromise, CreeperCatastrophe, date night ruined, DateNightDisaster, Disappointment, family time, Frustration, Marriage, movie night, passive aggressive, Planning, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, ruined date night, second place, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP

death row, emotional farewell, end of life, farewell song, favorite song, final moments, final notes, final request, final serenade, last song, last wish, Minecraft, music choice, musical goodbye, parting gift, parting melody, smp, SongOfMySMPDemise, soulful tune, ultimate ballad, ultimate playlist, ultimate soundtrack

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	8078	Star Shards Collected:	216
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!

FearCraft

anxiety, apprehensive, bone-chilling, chilling, fear, fearcraft, fright, frightened, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nervous, Panic, petrified, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrified, Terror, uneasy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	3274	Magic Items Found:	7828
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Have you ever been so scared in Minecraft that you accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have creeper repellent that will make those green baddies run in the opposite direction!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a chicken with laser beams!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a dive into our secret underwater dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins. Just be careful, those dolphins have a mean streak!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the pigs ride around on flying pigs and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

FirstNationsRulz Minecraft Server

Billions, Canada, Canadian history, Colonialism, compensation, court decision, first nations, FirstNationsRulz, Government, historical injustice, indigenous rights, indigenous sovereignty, Justice, land rights, legal ruling, Minecraft, political accountability, reconciliation, reparations, Server, top court, Treaty, treaty obligations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you want to join, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans. we got, like, a whole bunch of First Nations tribes running the show, and they’re not messing around. they’re all like, “give us our billions, Canada!” and Canada is just like, “oops, our bad.” it’s a total mess, but it’s also, like, the most epic drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. so come join us and see the chaos unfold! it’s gonna be wild, yo.